May 2013
end of essay: u feel me??
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
wow my life makes sense now
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite song? And why? I'll listen to it all night so I'll think about you. I'm currently listening to thinkin bout you by frank. You're fucking gorgeous! You literally blow my mind.
Listen
April 2013
mattfrombusted:
why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is luke
jesuschristvevo:
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
- I love my lakerssssssss - Except dwight howard is hella fucking soft - Glad that plans for preprom are all finalized :) Just need to get my dress tailored and buy my shoes and figure out how to do my own hairsies - Always getting sick from rapid weather change, no bueno - We’re not as close as we used to be but I find myself caring less and less everyday - It is what it issssss - Casey...
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy
harlequinjade:
I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words
snow-white-sweety:
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people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
Watchfartgallery:
I had a try at the cup song
omfg hahahahahah
jeenafilipina:
wolfcola:
when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
Anonymous asked: You don't do your 52 weeks of Jackie anymore? :c bootihole never put up the video of you "the meet." :(
March 2013
Anonymous asked: new video pleaseeeee
“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I...”
– Good Will Hunting (via hannahraamirez)
“How much of human life is lost in waiting.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via 4mbivalent)
shmenderson:
Can we talk about the word queue
How many of those letters are really necessary
I count one
Anonymous asked: hey, I know this may be random, but do you burp loudly?
bigstupidbaby:
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better
February 2013
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
“Someday, we’ll run into each other again, I know it. Maybe I’ll be older and...”
– Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac (via quote-book)
me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
me: okay it's 7 am
me: I should get up
me: just five seconds
me: five minutes
me: five hours
me: five days
me: five years
Me: Do you want any help mom?
Mom: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
Watch
realrobertpattinson:
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
January 2013
Anonymous asked: More Vlogs with the boyfriend please! You two are the cutest <3
